This is the message I left for my mom today:

Hey, Ma, it’s Megan. Did you know that all across America mothers are weeping because their children don’t call? But I called you six days ago, and you still haven’t called me back. So, um, happy freaking late Mother’s Day and all, Mom. I hope you’re doing all right. Call me when you can.

Too harsh? Not harsh enough? You’d think I would get used to her laissez-Megan attitude, but it still smarts. I know she’s not dead, because I made her boyfriend promise to call me if anything happened to her.

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