Me: “I’d like to get these boots resoled.”
Boot Guy: [suspicious squint] “These are man’s boots.”
Me: “Yes, they’re my husband’s.” [Like that's a problem?]
Boot Guy: “When you want them?”
Me: “Uh, I don’t care.”
Boot Guy: “What day?”
Me: [shrugging] “Uh . . . next Tuesday?”
Boot Guy: [scowl] “Hmph.”
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