Hey dickhead–yeah, you, the skinny dweeb sporting the iron-decal t-shirt of a cat looking sweet. Yeah, I know you think you’re all kinds of hipster chic, but I’m here to tell you you’re not. In fact, as previously mentioned, I think you’re a dickhead. And not a particularly innovative one, either.
Guess what? It’s not ironic, or clever, or coy to wear that shirt with your skinny little jeans, nerd glasses and scuffed-up sneakers. You just look like you were hip like ten years ago, and dude, you’re not now. So go home, take that too tight t-shirt off your scrawny torso and bring it back to the Goodwill you bought it from.
‘kay?
*Saw this guy last night, clearly it’s been bothering me all day. And it’s not this exact t-shirt, but something similarly sappy.
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He just wants to be loved. Is that so wrong?
Best beginning of a blog evah! Love it. I can so see him and his stupid teen girl shirt.
It is crab season, yes?
I lost a pile of favorite clothes recently. I’ll be very careful when trying to replace anything hip.