My Son Slays Me

[the scene: giving the Son a bath. Yes, he still likes his mom to be there.]

Me: Can you wash your face?

Him: So anyway, the value of the creature in defense mode is blah, blah, blah (Yu Gi Oh).

Me: Face. Washing?

Him: And the monster’s value is tripled, blah, blah, blah.

Me: Can you wash your face?

Him: (singing) Delayed Reaction Man!

[face washing commences]

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