My Son Slays Me
[the scene: giving the Son a bath. Yes, he still likes his mom to be there.]
Me: Can you wash your face?
Him: So anyway, the value of the creature in defense mode is blah, blah, blah (Yu Gi Oh).
Me: Face. Washing?
Him: And the monster’s value is tripled, blah, blah, blah.
Me: Can you wash your face?
Him: (singing) Delayed Reaction Man!
[face washing commences]
